1. wrestlingcrocs:

    nice-wig-janis:

    what even happens inside a dishwasher

    dishes get washed

    (via hotwhiteguy)

    Sep 03 2:56AM
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    Sep 03 2:55AM
  3. (Source: britneyxchavez)

    photo

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    Sep 03 2:54AM
  4. bookish-malarkey:

    and now presenting the five stages of becoming attracted to a person

    stage 1: denial

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    stage 2: anger

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    stage 3: bargaining

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    stage 4: depression

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    stage 5: acceptance

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    repeat ad infinitum

    (Source: thelivingautomaton, via tomatomaster)

    Sep 03 12:26AM
  5. englishsnow:

    by renewdays

    (via slytheringranger)

    photo

    633 notes
    Sep 03 12:24AM
  6. meaghanmouse:

    pearstheplatypus:

    catsandcunts:

    YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

    • you have a body
    • that’s it
    • you’re beautiful
    • you win
    • congratulations 

    image

    I was unprepared.

    (Source: rl-y, via saltandbarnes)

    Sep 03 12:17AM
  7. pawnkyoo:

    godgarfsatan:

    your “aesthetic” wont save you when you’re facing the endless inferno of Hell

    my aesthetic is the endless inferno of Hell 

    (Source: boongish, via hardspock)

    Sep 03 12:15AM
  8. Defying Gravity

    Tongue Tied

    sapphire-prince:

    DEFYING GRAVITY A CAPPELLA. BY BOYS. By the Washington University Stereotypes. Just bought it on iTunes, and had to share. Fuck, I love this song.

    (via thedoctordraws)

    audio

    97,593 notes
    Sep 03 12:15AM
    • me when i first joined tumblr: “haha i like your shoelaces!!! superwholockian 4 life! YES let's buy a tumblr island/university/cafe SO MUCH FUN!! DEAN IN SHORTS! supeRNATURAL GIF?!!! ”
    • me now: “i hate this website it's so embarrassing”
    Sep 03 12:09AM
  9. dashingyounghero:

    hipsterinatardis:

    Don’t leak nudes

    Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

    image

    (via slytheringranger)

    Sep 02 7:54PM
  10. deanismypatronass:

    cocolooo:

    deanismypatronass:

    cocolooo:

    i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

    I don’t believe such a thing exists

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    I was mistaken

    (via silkenstarrs)

    Sep 02 7:44PM
  11. j6q:

    I have been waiting for the day this showed up on Tumblr.

    (Source: epistemologicalfallacy, via bruce-bann-the-science-man)

    photo

    63,271 notes
    Sep 02 2:49AM
  12. sxizzor:

    rhazade-waterbender:

    badmoonraisin:

    I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good

    but

    I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line

    image

    Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.

    all i ever wanted out of life tbh

    (via novakian)

    Sep 02 12:36AM
  13. perfectionstoomainstream:

I’ve saved this since March to post.

    perfectionstoomainstream:

    I’ve saved this since March to post.

    (via a-fandom-to-remember)

    photo

    45,907 notes
    Sep 02 12:36AM
  14. Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.

    zombieecho:

    iloveyoujhutch:

    If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.

    Hey, don’t you fucking scroll down

    You

    Fucking

    Liar. 

    (Source: iminato, via slytheringranger)

    Sep 01 9:03PM