what even happens inside a dishwasher
dishes get washed
and now presenting the five stages of becoming attracted to a person
stage 1: denial
stage 2: anger
stage 3: bargaining
stage 4: depression
stage 5: acceptance
repeat ad infinitum
YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:
- you have a body
- that’s it
- you’re beautiful
- you win
I was unprepared.
your “aesthetic” wont save you when you’re facing the endless inferno of Hell
my aesthetic is the endless inferno of Hell
Don’t leak nudes
Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN
i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night
I don’t believe such a thing exists
I was mistaken
I have been waiting for the day this showed up on Tumblr.
I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good
I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line
Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.
all i ever wanted out of life tbh
If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.
Hey, don’t you fucking scroll down